Oh, hi, new lovers followers. I’m pleased to make your acquaintance. I’m a college student in Florida. I like fucking bitches and getting money gingham patterns and mint tea.

(I felt I needed to post some kind of note because wham, bam, thank you ma’am, there are about forty of you since I last logged on. This tends to happen when that bullet-through-PlayDoh photo I posted back in May makes the rounds.)

Well, you party people rock. Keep in touch. Whatever that means nowadays.

Okay I love you, bye.

Dear followers,

Thanks to you, when you Google the phrase “Bullet going through PlayDoh,” it links to my Tumblr. That is ridiculously cool! You all rock.

This is a bullet going through PlayDoh.