We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If it doesn’t start with you, it dies with you.
We have art in order not to die of the truth.
To have died once is enough.
This particular nurse said, Cancer cells are those which have forgotten how to die. I was so struck by this statement.
When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time.
Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I do it so it feels real. I guess you could say I’ve a call.
There’s nothing glorious in dying. Anyone can do it.
And die of nothing but a rage to live.
If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.
A man with outward courage dares to die; a man with inner courage dares to live.
This is the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. And here’s what people are saying about it on Amazon:

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it South Side Story. - SW3K
This newest invention is the greatest thing I have ever seen. If I were homeless this would be the only gift I could receive that would make me happy. No more throwing bananas to the cat so they would get sliced. Now I have placed 300 orders for these and they make great gifts! I sent one to my boss and he said “you’re fired” and I said “ok” and I died! It’s as easy as that. I hope they update the software on this banana slicer, its getting kind of out of date. The processer seems a little slow and the buttons lag. I caught my neighbor trying to STEAL my banana slicer, but you don’t have to worry about her anymore, I put her in jail lol. Also, I climbed mount everest using this ingenius device as my walking stick! This banana slicer was my first kiss and will be my last, as I am due to die soon, I have sadly caught the deadly bananacitus disease, I hope I can live long enough to see them release a new model, the 571 is getting too standard. NOoooo im dying right meow as we speak AHHAHAhHAhahshhhhhhhhwefiblwnegsgsdgdfgsdfgdsgdggdgdbanana slicerrgahhhh - WellShot
I tried to attach this to my Canon T2I and it does not work. I purchased solely based on the glowing reviews (I often purchase photography equipment based on Amazon reviews and I tried to apply that approach with the banana slicer). I thought this would really capture the color in landscape shots (at least as good or better than the Sigma 30MM F1.4 that I currently use for outdoor shots) and it really failed to meet my expectations or work in general. I tried multiple adapters to get this to attach to the camera body and all failed miserably, I ended up having to just jam it into the reflex mirror housing and wrap in several layers of duct tape. Unfortunately this damaged the slicer to the point it is nonreturnable and to top it off my camera is giving me “error” messages. Never again. - Ray

This is the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. And here’s what people are saying about it on Amazon:

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. “Use a knife!” they say. Well…my parole officer won’t allow me to be around knives. “Shoot it with a gun!” Background check…HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I’ll call it South Side Story. - SW3K

This newest invention is the greatest thing I have ever seen. If I were homeless this would be the only gift I could receive that would make me happy. No more throwing bananas to the cat so they would get sliced. Now I have placed 300 orders for these and they make great gifts! I sent one to my boss and he said “you’re fired” and I said “ok” and I died! It’s as easy as that. I hope they update the software on this banana slicer, its getting kind of out of date. The processer seems a little slow and the buttons lag. I caught my neighbor trying to STEAL my banana slicer, but you don’t have to worry about her anymore, I put her in jail lol. Also, I climbed mount everest using this ingenius device as my walking stick! This banana slicer was my first kiss and will be my last, as I am due to die soon, I have sadly caught the deadly bananacitus disease, I hope I can live long enough to see them release a new model, the 571 is getting too standard. NOoooo im dying right meow as we speak AHHAHAhHAhahshhhhhhhhwefiblwnegsgsdgdfgsdfgdsgdggdgdbanana slicerrgahhhh - WellShot

I tried to attach this to my Canon T2I and it does not work. I purchased solely based on the glowing reviews (I often purchase photography equipment based on Amazon reviews and I tried to apply that approach with the banana slicer). I thought this would really capture the color in landscape shots (at least as good or better than the Sigma 30MM F1.4 that I currently use for outdoor shots) and it really failed to meet my expectations or work in general. I tried multiple adapters to get this to attach to the camera body and all failed miserably, I ended up having to just jam it into the reflex mirror housing and wrap in several layers of duct tape. Unfortunately this damaged the slicer to the point it is nonreturnable and to top it off my camera is giving me “error” messages. Never again. - Ray