January 2010
The History Channel
The History of Rome? Yes.
State of the Union Drinking Game →
That’s right.
I love a bad translation →
This is how foreigners see American entertainment.
Oh, Weekends...
I love how you always manage to have more work in store for me than actual class-time.
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.”
– Dorothy Parker, Witty Badass
Cindy McCain, gay marriage activist? →
We’re proud of you, Cindy! Thanks for the support.
Tumblr, I must confess
I have been a bad husband lately. I’ve let my mistresses, Class, Sleep and Meetings get in the way of my devotions. Never again, my dear, never again. I shall do my best to provide you the attention you deserve in the future… Assuming Class doesn’t eat my brain again.
Junior Mints
I’m a huge fan. They’re like crack for obese people.
Photojournalism at its best. Seriously one of the... →
I have nothing meaningful to say
Therefore, class must be today.
I will use my powers for good...
not evil.
I will use my powers for good, not evil. I will use my powers for good, not evil.
I will use my powers for good, not evil. I will use my powers for good, not evil.
I will use my powers for good, not evil. I will use my powers for good, not evil.
I will use my powers for good, not evil. I will use my powers for good, not evil…
“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
– Hillary R. Clinton
Glee Won a Golden Globe
But I’m not surprised. The people voting are foreign journalists. What makes foreign journalists happy? Dancing people in bright colors singing with the liberal integration of drama. Just look at Bollywood.
The Golden Globes Drinking Game
Every time a celebrity cries or invokes God, Jesus or the fans, you take a shot.
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted...”
– Abba Eban
Fun Fact 1
If you multiply 526,315,789,473,684,210 by any number, you will always find the original number in the result.
The password is "character" →
I’m “Archer Hairline.” This works for me.
